Hot Waitress Index Indicating a Depression Definitely Going on in my Hood

7 Bizarre Trends That Predict an Economic Collapse | Cracked.com

You're ordering at a coffee shop (or if you're fancy, a cafe), and you notice that the barista is surprisingly attractive. Ordinarily you would chalk that up to a nice moment in your otherwise mediocre day, but hang on a tick. As you look around, all the employees are really good-looking. What is going on? What time is it? Are you drunk already and you just forgot? There's no good reason why all this beauty should be wasted on angry caffeine junkies.

Hot Waitress Economic Index Definition | Investopedia

Definition of 'Hot Waitress Economic Index' An index that indicates the state of the economy by measuring the number of attractive people working as waiters/waitresses. According to the hot waitress index, the higher the number of good looking servers, the weaker the current state of the economy. It is assumed that attractive individuals do not tend to have trouble finding high-paying jobs during good economics times. During poor economic times, these jobs will be more difficult to find and therefore more attractive people will be forced to work in lower paying jobs such as being waiters/waitresses.

What's even more telling - I stumbled across a naked pic(for money variety for sure) of one of the hot baristas in question.

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